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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,952nd
The Architect of the Omukama of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Blessed Be The Omukama
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Celestial UPC

Population6.65 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Architect of the Omukama of Celestial UPC is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.65 billion Celestial UPCians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Celestial UPCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,197 Cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 674,898 per year while the poor average 31,281, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial UPC's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Celestial UPC is ranked 40,211th in the world and 1st in Sky Haven for Most Stationary, with 1,126.07339736812 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,059thLargest Black Market: 6,656thMost Armed: 7,028thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,333rdMost Patriotic: 13,539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,970thHighest Average Incomes: 14,724thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,391stLargest Mining Sector: 16,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,097thBest Weather: 19,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,721stMost Efficient Economies: 20,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,901stLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,973rdMost Influential: 24,568thHighest Economic Output: 24,618thMost Devout: 27,189thLargest Governments: 29,294th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celestial UPC was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Celestial UPC was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Celestial UPC's influence in Sky Haven rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.

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