Population | 6.65 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Architect of the Omukama of Celestial UPC is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.65 billion Celestial UPCians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Celestial UPCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,197 Cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 674,898 per year while the poor average 31,281, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.
Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial UPC's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Celestial UPC is ranked 40,211th in the world and 1st in Sky Haven for Most Stationary, with 1,126.07339736812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celestial UPC was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Celestial UPC was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Celestial UPC's influence in Sky Haven rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Celestial UPC, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.