Population | 25.933 billion |
Capital | Lucidia |
Leader | Prime Minister Octavia Melody |
Currency | bit |
Animal | zebra |
The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Octavia Melody with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.933 billion Tirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 18.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,893 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, lending money has become a major liability, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ceffyltir is ranked 113,871st in the world and 4th in Angels of Derp for Most Stationary, with 341.80743402088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, zebras are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.