by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Education: 670thLowest Crime Rates: 924thSmartest Citizens: 930th
The ☙ Holy Imperial State ❧ of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Mountains Easily Move
Regent Marley
Founder / WA Delegate / Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.962 billion

CapitalCarson City
LeaderRegent Marley

CurrencyCarson Credit

The ☙ Holy Imperial State ❧ of Carstantinopipal is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Regent Marley with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.962 billion Carsonites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carson City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Carstantinopipalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Carson Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,021 Carson Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carstantinopipal's national animal is the Carsoraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carsonism.

Carstantinopipal is ranked 1,182nd in the world and 1st in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Governments, scoring 59.41 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 670thLowest Crime Rates: 924thSmartest Citizens: 930thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,090thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,116thLargest Governments: 1,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,488thMost Developed: 1,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,760thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,021stMost Influential: 2,097thMost Cultured: 2,175thSafest: 2,351stTop
Most Devout: 2,921stMost Efficient Economies: 2,983rdRudest Citizens: 3,122ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,205thHighest Average Incomes: 3,779thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,073rdMost Inclusive: 4,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,256thMost Pacifist: 5,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,062ndBest Weather: 6,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,510thHighest Economic Output: 8,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,567thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,049th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the region

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