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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,397thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,596thMost Influential: 5,265th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Long Live Our Glorious Land
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Caribbia

Population1.185 billion

CapitalYeir
LeaderPresident Leroy Cash
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCaribbean Auro
AnimalCaribbean Hermit Crab

The People's Republic of Caribbia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Leroy Cash with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.185 billion Caribbeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The thriving Caribbean economy, worth 83.2 trillion Caribbean Auroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,201 Caribbean Auroes, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and President Leroy Cash can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbia's national animal is the Caribbean Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Caribbia is ranked 149,308th in the world and 921st in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 387.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,397thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,596thMost Influential: 5,265thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,026thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,161stMost Devout: 17,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,016thLargest Mining Sector: 20,393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,631st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Devout: 130th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, President Leroy Cash can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Caribbia endorsed The Federal Republic of Havesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, news headlines suggest that President Leroy Cash has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribbia, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Caribbia was endorsed by The Principality of Nami Bays.

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