Population | 4.896 billion |
Capital | Intelivania |
Leader | Someone |
Faith | Smartist |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Wolf |
The Democratic Republic of Carcassonnes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 4.896 billion Carcassonnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intelivania. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Carcassonnesian economy, worth 331 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,636 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists call Carcassonnesian beach towns "the fine coastline", male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carcassonnes's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Smartist.
Carcassonnes is ranked 175,397th in the world and 3,847th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 88.63835993808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Carcassonnes's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Carcassonnes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Carcassonnes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Carcassonnes, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
- : Following new legislation in Carcassonnes, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Following new legislation in Carcassonnes, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Carcassonnes, tourists call Carcassonnesian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in Carcassonnes, nations that kill a Carcassonnian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Carcassonnes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Carcassonnes's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".