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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Habemus posteris nostris
Supreme Chancellor Mumflr
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Caprichay

Population11.614 billion

CapitalGravity Falls
LeaderSupreme Chancellor Mumflr
FaithThe Order of the Royal Skulldafnz

CurrencyGolden Qurshnaught
AnimalBat-Eared Fox

The Federal Republic of Caprichay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Mumflr with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.614 billion Caprichayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravity Falls. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caprichayian economy, worth a remarkable 7,632 trillion Golden Qurshnaughts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 657,173 Golden Qurshnaughts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,946,578 per year while the poor average 49,478, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprichay's national animal is the Bat-Eared Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Royal Skulldafnz.

Caprichay is ranked 191,474th in the world and 3,491st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 595.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247thLowest Crime Rates: 247thMost Corrupt Governments: 267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 294thLargest Black Market: 342ndLargest Governments: 375thMost Devout: 381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410thMost Efficient Economies: 467thMost Subsidized Industry: 496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 593rdMost Cultured: 644thMost Patriotic: 690thMost Advanced Public Education: 711thLargest Insurance Industry: 743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 770thMost Developed: 803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 829thSmartest Citizens: 850thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,233rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,572ndHighest Economic Output: 1,680thHealthiest Citizens: 1,786thRudest Citizens: 2,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,351stLargest Retail Industry: 2,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,494thHighest Food Quality: 2,516thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,679thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,108thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,847thLargest Mining Sector: 13,510thMost Influential: 14,763rdLargest Gambling Industry: 15,068thMost Stationary: 16,366thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,706thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 34,530th
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 152nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 272nd in the regionMost Stationary: 284th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Populations: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprichay, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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