The Principality of Capitalist Republic of Yoshi is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 688 million Capitalist Republic of Yoshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoylecity. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Capitalist Republic of Yoshian economy, worth 63.6 trillion pledges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,375 pledges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalist Republic of Yoshi's national animal is the Yoshi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Republic of Yoshi is ranked 235,784^th in the world and 6,887^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.