The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hjonkson the Goose with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.6 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 284 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,281 Canadian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,118 per year while the poor average 22,895, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, the question of 'what is Hjonkson the Goose's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, Canadian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hockey.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 240,661^st in the world and 9,461^st in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.86 percentage of bribes refused.