by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 8,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,647th
The Goosedom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
From Sea to Sea
Local Councillor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Canadian Dominion

Population2.6 billion

LeaderHjonkson the Goose

CurrencyCanadian Dollar

The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hjonkson the Goose with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.6 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 284 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,281 Canadian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,118 per year while the poor average 22,895, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, the question of 'what is Hjonkson the Goose's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, Canadian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hockey.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 240,661st in the world and 9,461st in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.86 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Influential: 8,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,176thLargest Mining Sector: 12,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,874thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,252ndMost Avoided: 16,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,553rdMost Patriotic: 19,177thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,925thMost Secular: 23,405thMost Developed: 24,009thMost Efficient Economies: 25,686th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionLargest Black Market: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Avoided: 279th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 354th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 374th in the regionMost Patriotic: 420th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 625th in the regionMost Developed: 695th in the regionMost Influential: 714th in the regionMost Secular: 773rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 821st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 873rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 925th in the regionRudest Citizens: 938th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 941st in the region

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