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Least Corrupt Governments: 140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 228th
The Socialist Republic of
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Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
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Canadian Davsland

Population28.269 billion

CapitalAsgardia
LeaderGovernor General Dave The Brave
FaithAgnosticism and Atheism

CurrencyKronica
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.269 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,675 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,128 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, high school bands practice by moonlight, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism and Atheism.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 197,193rd in the world and 94th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 51.15237698468 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 359thMost Influential: 442ndSafest: 447thMost Cultured: 463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 505thMost Advanced Public Education: 533rdMost Pacifist: 562ndNicest Citizens: 578thLargest Welfare Programs: 586thBest Weather: 590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 636thMost Compassionate Citizens: 655thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 797thHighest Food Quality: 829thMost Developed: 888thLongest Average Lifespans: 950thHealthiest Citizens: 983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,017thLargest Governments: 1,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,334thMost Inclusive: 1,338thSmartest Citizens: 1,373rdHighest Economic Output: 1,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,320thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,244thLargest Populations: 5,364thHighest Average Incomes: 6,366thTop
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Most Secular: 16,186thNudest: 16,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,899thMost Income Equality: 20,501st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the region

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