Population | 4.846 billion |
Capital | Mejis |
Leader | Gustav Aurauri |
Currency | Guilder |
Animal | Homing pigeon |
The Republic of Calla Hambry is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gustav Aurauri with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.846 billion Calla Hambryians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mejis. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Calla Hambryian economy, worth 862 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,044 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, every week is blindness awareness week, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calla Hambry's national animal is the Homing pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Calla Hambry is ranked 54,988th in the world and 246th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 799.24895375812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 30 » Macrasetia, The Soylent Green Party, Faradova, Free Land of Rebellium, Kanycta, Kaprein, Dustwind, Ilfarasia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Greater Theowherveld, Grimmywelsh, Jaegerpondonia, Killettland, Wischland, Aquachromia, The Democratic State Of Josora, Mesyeti, Sillitopia, Republic of Libriano, Astrobolt, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Dreyas, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Manneo Varo, Zeklandia, and Guyana Francese.