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Calla Hambry

Population4.846 billion

CapitalMejis
LeaderGustav Aurauri

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalHoming pigeon

The Republic of Calla Hambry is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gustav Aurauri with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.846 billion Calla Hambryians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mejis. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Calla Hambryian economy, worth 862 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,044 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, every week is blindness awareness week, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calla Hambry's national animal is the Homing pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calla Hambry is ranked 54,988th in the world and 246th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 799.24895375812 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,033rdMost Inclusive: 2,033rdMost Influential: 2,229thLowest Crime Rates: 2,436thHighest Food Quality: 2,841stBest Weather: 2,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,916thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,505thLargest Governments: 3,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,223rdSmartest Citizens: 4,479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,537thMost Pacifist: 4,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,809thNicest Citizens: 5,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,610thMost Cultured: 7,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,319thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,619thMost Secular: 9,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,427thHighest Average Incomes: 14,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,808thMost Developed: 14,830thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,781stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,028thMost Income Equality: 23,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,516th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 73rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Calla Hambry, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.

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