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Most Primitive: 8,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,599thLargest Mining Sector: 12,558th
The Soc´almuistund Repubłikanner of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Calgonian Syndy State

Population1.914 billion

Capitalďmnnen City
LeaderSyant÷÷n ArŰika ¤÷tunne


The Soc´almuistund Repubłikanner of Calgonian Syndy State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Syant÷÷n ArŰika ¤÷tunne with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.914 billion Soc├»kannekundercaggens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ďmnnen City. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Djkomhakkejneoppen economy, worth 96.2 trillion ąEUs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,249 ąEUs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calgonian Syndy State's national animal is the Ag▀reic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Calgonian Syndy State is ranked 252,813th in the world and 431st in The Kodiak Republic for Most Developed, scoring 48.58 on the Human Development Index.

Most Primitive: 8,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,599thLargest Mining Sector: 12,558thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,524thMost Pacifist: 16,689thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,456th
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the region

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