The Kingdom of Calcheth is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 434 million Calchethians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nancledra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The Calchethian economy, worth 28.7 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,092 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Nancledra, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Sheep. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Calcheth's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calcheth is ranked 235,267^th in the world and 119^th in Covenant Shores for Most Secular, with 14.21 Atheism Rate.