The Republic of Cajland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carter Lombardi with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.015 billion Cajlandis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casinia. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cajlandi economy, worth 47.9 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,196 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Carter Lombardi's majority, large areas of Cajland are not accessible by the public, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cajland is ranked 63,715^th in the world and 2,136^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.61 Weapons Per Person.