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Most Secular: 4,472ndMost Income Equality: 14,858thMost Stationary: 28,680th
The Pineapple 🍍 Forest 🌳 of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
In Cabbages We Trust
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Minnow
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Excellent
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Basket Case
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Cabbage Forest

Population11.893 billion

CapitalThe Cabbage Vilage Population 13
LeaderJean the Cabbage

CurrencyCabbage Coin
AnimalCabbage

The Pineapple 🍍 Forest 🌳 of Cabbage Forest is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean the Cabbage with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.893 billion Cabbage Forestians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cabbage Vilage Population 13. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cabbage Forestian economy, worth 219 trillion Cabbage Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,483 Cabbage Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabbage Forest's national animal is the Cabbage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cabbage Forest is ranked 28,680th in the world and 6,103rd in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,392.72489337772 days.

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Most Secular: 4,472ndMost Income Equality: 14,858thTop
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Most Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Income Equality: 97th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 132nd in the regionSafest: 135th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 198th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 240th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 455th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 473rd in the regionMost Conservative: 520th in the regionMost Average: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 572nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 583rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 586th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 717th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,297th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,654th in the region

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  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Cabbage Forest's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 19 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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