Population | 11.893 billion |
Capital | The Cabbage Vilage Population 13 |
Leader | Jean the Cabbage |
Currency | Cabbage Coin |
Animal | Cabbage |
The Pineapple 🍍 Forest 🌳 of Cabbage Forest is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean the Cabbage with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.893 billion Cabbage Forestians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cabbage Vilage Population 13. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Cabbage Forestian economy, worth 219 trillion Cabbage Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,483 Cabbage Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabbage Forest's national animal is the Cabbage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cabbage Forest is ranked 28,680th in the world and 6,103rd in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,392.72489337772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Cabbage Forest's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Cabbage Forest was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 19 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Cabbage Forest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.