by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 807thMost Influential: 1,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,314th
The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Hot Dogs are not sandwiches
His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone
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Population8.049 billion

LeaderHis Ascended Memeness Ken Bone

CurrencyNondescript Monetary Unit

The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of Burlingtonland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.049 billion Burlingtonlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Burlingtonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion Nondescript Monetary Units a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,955 Nondescript Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burlingtonland's national animal is the Zephyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burlingtonland is ranked 202,661st in the world and 8,906th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.63 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 807thMost Influential: 1,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,483rdMost Pacifist: 1,826thNicest Citizens: 1,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,018thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,468thBest Weather: 2,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,668thMost Inclusive: 2,901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,207thSafest: 3,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,505thMost Cultured: 3,657thMost Developed: 3,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,783rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,784thLargest Governments: 4,922ndSmartest Citizens: 5,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,049thMost Efficient Economies: 9,577thTop
Nudest: 11,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,443rdHighest Economic Output: 13,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,549thMost Secular: 20,101st
Largest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionNicest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 142nd in the regionBest Weather: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 193rd in the regionSafest: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 408th in the regionNudest: 408th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 445th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 495th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 517th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 523rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 564th in the regionMost Stationary: 578th in the regionLargest Populations: 637th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 639th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 795th in the regionMost Politically Free: 840th in the region

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