Population | 20.991 billion |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | Laughing swordfish |
The Woodhouse Sanctum of Bsea-1 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.991 billion Bsea-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Bsea-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,416 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and bungee jumpers rarely go splat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bsea-1's national animal is the Laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Bsea-1 is ranked 10,810th in the world and 1st in Bismarck Sea for Most Stationary, with 2,245.7349168954 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Bsea-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Following new legislation in Bsea-1, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
- : Following new legislation in Bsea-1, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Bsea-1, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.