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Highest Poor Incomes: 351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450thLargest Black Market: 451st
The United States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Our Land, Our People, We Rise, We Trust
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brunoa

Population12.501 billion

CapitalBrundston
LeaderJoe Rosenhardt

CurrencyBrodan
AnimalRouge Eagle

The United States of Brunoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Rosenhardt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.501 billion Brunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brundston. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brunoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Brodans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,559 Brodans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunoa's national animal is the Rouge Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brunoa is ranked 7,731st in the world and 482nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450thLargest Black Market: 451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 603rdHighest Average Incomes: 623rdHighest Economic Output: 645thMost Influential: 704thMost Developed: 711thMost Patriotic: 767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rdMost Inclusive: 1,021stHighest Food Quality: 1,034thMost Cultured: 1,091stMost Secular: 1,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,338thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,902ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,420thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,459thMost Authoritarian: 3,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,824thLowest Crime Rates: 7,731stMost Stationary: 8,235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,938thMost Average: 8,981stHighest Drug Use: 11,030thLargest Governments: 12,273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,930thSmartest Citizens: 14,013thMost Armed: 14,493rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,765thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,845thFattest Citizens: 17,418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,637thMost Avoided: 17,961stMost Primitive: 18,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,650thBest Weather: 19,292ndHighest Crime Rates: 20,595thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,524thMost Efficient Economies: 29,243rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Patriotic: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 395th in the regionMost Average: 395th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 396th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 482nd in the regionMost Armed: 529th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 586th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 592nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 598th in the regionFattest Citizens: 685th in the regionMost Avoided: 705th in the regionMost Primitive: 706th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 715th in the regionLargest Governments: 737th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 815th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 830th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 897th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 926th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, third world countries are rich in "I Love Brundston" t-shirts.
  • : Brunoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunoa, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
  • : Brunoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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