The Kingdom of Bruessau is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Frederich Lycurgus XVIII of Chinder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.469 billion Bruessauans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warcity. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bruessauan economy, worth 884 trillion Pelkats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,389 Pelkats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruessau's national animal is the Bruessauan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperium.

Bruessau is ranked 15,837^th in the world and 317^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.37 law-abiding acts per hour.