The State of British Virgin Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 24.021 billion British Virgin Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving British Virgin Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,927 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Virgin Islands's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Virgin Islands is ranked 244,461^st in the world and 1^st in British Virgin Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 285.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.