The Federal Republic of Breosia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Richard Walters with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.532 billion Breosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anokren. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Breosian economy, worth 191 trillion Breos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,263 Breos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breosia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Breosia is ranked 137,244^th in the world and 705^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,020.28 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.