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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,604thMost Influential: 4,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,828th
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Population445 million



The Federal Republic of Breizlovakia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 445 million Breizlovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtica. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Breizlovakian economy, worth 26.2 trillion Kelts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,878 Kelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breizlovakia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Breizlovakia is ranked 51,140th in the world and 1,572nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 64.99 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,604thTop
Most Influential: 4,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,828thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,981stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,637thNicest Citizens: 16,841stMost Inclusive: 17,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,488thLowest Crime Rates: 19,438thSafest: 20,051stMost Pacifist: 20,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 21,167thBest Weather: 22,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,098thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,880th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 376th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 467th in the regionMost Influential: 529th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 589th in the regionNicest Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Inclusive: 619th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 639th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 647th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 677th in the regionSafest: 718th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 759th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 764th in the regionBest Weather: 785th in the region

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