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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 292nd
The Banana Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Disorder and Regress
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Brakzil

Population6.641 billion

CapitalBrakzilia
LeaderPresident

Currencyreal
Animalmacaw

The Banana Republic of Brakzil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.641 billion Brakzilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brakzilia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brakzilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,371 reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brakzil's national animal is the macaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brakzil is ranked 46,983rd in the world and 16th in South America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,616.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 292ndHighest Crime Rates: 295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 346thFattest Citizens: 411thMost Avoided: 641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 725thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 749thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 887thMost Rebellious Youth: 935thMost Armed: 943rdRudest Citizens: 1,080thMost Devout: 1,123rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,472ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,082ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,737thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,228thMost Efficient Economies: 5,098thHighest Average Incomes: 5,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,421stMost Primitive: 8,139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,858thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,924thLargest Black Market: 14,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,435thMost Inclusive: 18,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,002nd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, a video of President wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Brakzil, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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