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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,083rd
The Republic of
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Bondgalm

Population972 million

CapitalHamme City
LeaderZippy von Kwakkenberg

Currencybierbonneke
AnimalGiraf

The Republic of Bondgalm is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Zippy von Kwakkenberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 972 million Bondgalmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamme City. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bondgalmian economy, worth 94.8 trillion bierbonnekes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,581 bierbonnekes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bondgalm's national animal is the Giraf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bondgalm is ranked 13,735th in the world and 239th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.67 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,083rdMost Influential: 5,331stSafest: 8,046thMost Pacifist: 8,681stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,292ndBest Weather: 10,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,560thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,111thHealthiest Citizens: 13,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,213thMost Inclusive: 15,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,844thHighest Food Quality: 17,285thLowest Crime Rates: 18,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,822ndMost Secular: 20,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,468thSmartest Citizens: 21,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,167thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,507thMost Cultured: 25,078th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bondgalm was endorsed by The Republic of Better Indonesia.
  • : Bondgalm lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Bondgalm voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Bondgalm voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Bondgalm, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Bondgalm, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bondgalm, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bondgalm, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bondgalm, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Bondgalm lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.

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