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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 422ndHighest Crime Rates: 500th
The Paradise of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
Bohinj
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Bohinj

Population25.18 billion

CapitalBohinjska Bistrica
LeaderZlatorog
FaithPeace

CurrencyEuro
AnimalZlatorog

The Paradise of Bohinj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zlatorog with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.18 billion Bohinjians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohinjska Bistrica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bohinjian economy, worth a remarkable 5,124 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 203,534 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,888,863 per year while the poor average 2,054, a ratio of 919 to 1.

Governments opposing Bohinj are beset by rebels, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Bohinjska Bistrica River, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and saying "don't do anything that Zlatorog wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bohinj's national animal is the Zlatorog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Peace.

Bohinj is ranked 234,525th in the world and 7,089th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.1830407184 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 422ndHighest Crime Rates: 500thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 542ndMost Armed: 765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 793rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 856thMost Avoided: 947thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,108thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,117thFattest Citizens: 1,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,330thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,626thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,310thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,190thRudest Citizens: 3,389thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,489thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,835thLargest Populations: 7,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,742ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,866thMost Efficient Economies: 9,011thHighest Average Incomes: 9,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,191stLargest Retail Industry: 11,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,218thSmartest Citizens: 14,346thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,500thMost Cultured: 23,687thMost Pro-Market: 26,010th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 85th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 388th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 419th in the regionMost Politically Free: 424th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 448th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 569th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 583rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 589th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 613th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 617th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 646th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 808th in the regionNudest: 930th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bohinj's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bohinj's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bohinj's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Bohinj was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Bohinj ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Bohinj's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bohinj's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Bohinj was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Bohinj ceased to exist in Equinox.
  • : Bohinj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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