The United States of BohemiaIV is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 590 million Bohemians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Djibouti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The powerhouse Bohemian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Semens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 99,493 Semens, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the government loves seeing the little people fight, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BohemiaIV's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BohemiaIV is ranked 36,439^th in the world and 1,180^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 252,444 Standard Monetary Units.