The Allied States of BigRed95 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 5.913 billion BigRed95ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The BigRed95ian economy, worth 349 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,098 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and a major religion has been named as BigRed95's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BigRed95's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BigRed95 is ranked 246,472^nd in the world and 44^th in The Castle for Most Patriotic, with 2.96 flags saluted per person per day.