Population | 18.259 billion |
Capital | Haven |
Leader | The Architect |
Faith | Taoism |
Currency | gear |
Animal | badger |
The Vast Plains of Big Front Yard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Architect with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.259 billion Wanderers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wanderer economy, worth a remarkable 2,749 trillion gears a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,578 gears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and short is not always sweet. Crime is totally unknown. Big Front Yard's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism.
Big Front Yard is ranked 5,591st in the world and 50th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 3,061.6647072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, short is not always sweet.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by The Architect.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Big Front Yard, foreign leaders are advising that The Architect's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.