Population | 15.456 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Theocracy of Bible Common is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.456 billion Bible Commonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bible Commonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,377 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bible Common's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Bible Common is ranked 40,386th in the world and 345th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,120.90242845532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bible Common was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Bible Common was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Bible Common, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.