by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,267thMost Secular: 4,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,641st
The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of
Democratic Socialists Hell
For all and for everyone
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population637 million


AnimalDouble-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle

The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of Belarusball is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 637 million Belarusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minskball. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Belarusian economy, worth 54.6 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,751 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarusball's national animal is the Double-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belarusball is ranked 218,546th in the world and 1,473rd in The Communist Bloc for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.93 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,267thTop
Most Secular: 4,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,641stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,601stMost Influential: 9,148thNicest Citizens: 10,848thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,678thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,200thBest Weather: 19,880thHighest Food Quality: 21,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,708th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 111th in the regionMost Secular: 145th in the regionLargest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 171st in the region

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