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Most Cultured: 328thMost Influential: 760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 851st
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Bears Armed Mission

Population27.145 billion

CapitalBrer Bear's FunPark
LeaderArtorrios o SouthWoods
FaithOne Plus Seven

Currencygolden thaler

The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.145 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 6.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 3,821 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,795 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 197,472nd in the world and 89th in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 8.03 Obesity Rate.

Most Cultured: 328thMost Influential: 760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 851stLargest Publishing Industry: 886thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,202ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,596thMost Devout: 2,985thHighest Economic Output: 3,281stLargest Populations: 3,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,418thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,634thRudest Citizens: 3,870thSmartest Citizens: 6,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,819thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,312thMost Efficient Economies: 9,515thBest Weather: 10,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,026thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,212thMost Developed: 15,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,691stHighest Average Incomes: 16,458thMost Politically Free: 16,951stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,299thNicest Citizens: 20,923rdLargest Gambling Industry: 22,064th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the region

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