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Most Influential: 435thLargest Welfare Programs: 448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592nd
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Just because I'm not moving doesn't mean I'm dead!
Fuzy
Influence
Contender
WA Delegate / The Dragon
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bearded Dragones

Population13.907 billion

CapitalNew Terrarium
LeaderFuzy

CurrencyCricket
AnimalBearded Dragon

The Democratic Republic of Bearded Dragones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fuzy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.907 billion Dragonesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Terrarium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bearded Dragonesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion Crickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,467 Crickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Bearded Dragones's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bearded Dragones is ranked 305,183rd in the world and 132nd in Cape of Good Hope for Rudest Citizens, with 5.16 insults per minute.

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Most Influential: 435thLargest Welfare Programs: 448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 773rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 902ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 914thBest Weather: 915thMost Pacifist: 935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 943rdNicest Citizens: 985thMost Beautiful Environments: 986thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,036thHighest Food Quality: 1,082ndMost Inclusive: 1,118thMost Developed: 1,213thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,410thMost Cultured: 1,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,471stHealthiest Citizens: 1,661stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,738thLargest Governments: 1,949thSafest: 2,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,848thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,111thSmartest Citizens: 3,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,490thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,770thHighest Economic Output: 7,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,945thMost Efficient Economies: 8,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,917thHighest Average Incomes: 9,333rdMost Stationary: 10,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,076thMost Devout: 13,536thTop
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Most Income Equality: 21,439thLargest Populations: 23,946th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Bearded Dragones lodged a message on the Cape of Good Hope Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Bearded Dragones, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.

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