The Free Land of Beanz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emmanuel Goldstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.772 billion Beanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotton. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Beanzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,926 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanz's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beanz was endorsed by The Republic of San Lazarus.
- : Beanz was endorsed by The Free Nation of Tonke.
- : Beanz was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Ingeja.
- : Following new legislation in Beanz, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Beanz, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Beanz endorsed The Free Nation of Tonke.
- : Beanz endorsed The Republic of San Lazarus.
- : Beanz endorsed The Commonwealth of Ingeja.
- : Beanz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
- : Following new legislation in Beanz, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
Endorsements Received: 14 » Mikeswill, United Drafonstland, Mandexia, East Blepia, Korwin, Flaaklypa, Dindrenzi, Anderscoft, King Zhaoxiang of Qin, Di Elephanoda, Arithei, Ingeja, Tonke, and San Lazarus.