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Least Corrupt Governments: 727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thMost Pacifist: 1,115th
The Free Land of
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Population9.772 billion

LeaderEmmanuel Goldstein


The Free Land of Beanz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emmanuel Goldstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.772 billion Beanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotton. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beanzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,926 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanz's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beanz is ranked 56,582nd in the world and 385th in NationStates for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 195,591 Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thMost Pacifist: 1,115thSafest: 1,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,167thBest Weather: 1,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,634thMost Developed: 1,647thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,808thMost Inclusive: 1,864thNicest Citizens: 1,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,216thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,283rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,580thSmartest Citizens: 2,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,729thHighest Drug Use: 2,774thHealthiest Citizens: 2,841stLowest Crime Rates: 2,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,999thLargest Governments: 3,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,308thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,002ndMost Influential: 4,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,470thMost Secular: 5,156thMost Cultured: 6,228thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,925thMost Efficient Economies: 8,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,145thHighest Economic Output: 9,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,812thNudest: 11,983rdTop
Most Income Equality: 13,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,114thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,014th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 40th in the region

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