The Holy Blue Sapiarchy of Bartonia Nova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hierarchon Bartonius with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.662 billion Bartonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callipolis. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bartonian economy, worth 216 trillion denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,293 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bartonia Nova's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bartonian Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
- : Bartonia Nova was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Bartonia Nova endorsed The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
- : Bartonia Nova endorsed The Republic of Blazenation.
- : Bartonia Nova was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
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