by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 483rdMost Influential: 841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,382nd
The Holy Blue Sapiarchy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Imperium et profectum et NationStates.
Hierarchon Bartonius
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bartonia Nova

Population1.662 billion

LeaderHierarchon Bartonius
FaithBartonian Christianity


The Holy Blue Sapiarchy of Bartonia Nova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hierarchon Bartonius with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.662 billion Bartonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callipolis. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bartonian economy, worth 216 trillion denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,293 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bartonia Nova's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bartonian Christianity.

Bartonia Nova is ranked 206,850th in the world and 7,207th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.44 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 483rdMost Influential: 841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,382ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7,727thLowest Crime Rates: 9,409thMost Developed: 9,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,696thMost Efficient Economies: 9,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,340thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,912thHealthiest Citizens: 11,549thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,643rdSmartest Citizens: 13,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,213thMost Inclusive: 14,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,519thLargest Governments: 14,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,134thMost Cultured: 15,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,758thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,179thMost Pacifist: 19,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,546thHighest Average Incomes: 19,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,368th
Most Influential: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 312th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 358th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 377th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 393rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 426th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 431st in the regionMost Cultured: 440th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 463rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 493rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 495th in the regionMost Inclusive: 515th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionMost Pacifist: 774th in the region

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