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Largest Agricultural Sector: 534thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,746thMost Armed: 3,482nd
The Confederated City Districts of
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Baldwin Park

Population1.43 billion

CapitalBaldwin Park
LeaderMayor Elias J 'Lucky' Baldwin III
FaithIn-N-Out Burgers


The Confederated City Districts of Baldwin Park is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Elias J 'Lucky' Baldwin III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.43 billion United Statesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baldwin Park. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baldwin Parkian economy, worth 251 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,670 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baldwin Park's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is In-N-Out Burgers.

Baldwin Park is ranked 170,968th in the world and 47th in Anarchy for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 851.8 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 534thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,746thMost Armed: 3,482ndRudest Citizens: 5,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,017thMost Inclusive: 7,096thLargest Retail Industry: 7,147thHighest Average Incomes: 9,697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,036thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,994thNicest Citizens: 11,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,467thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,302ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,343rdSmartest Citizens: 13,439thMost Cultured: 13,536thMost Developed: 13,906thMost Secular: 15,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,394thHighest Drug Use: 16,603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,986thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,965thMost Influential: 22,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,418th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Baldwin Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Baldwin Park voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Baldwin Park voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Vanam, Wulkrieg, YoriZ, Equa Lib, and Astrum Nigrum.

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