Population | 7.908 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Alexei Navalny |
Faith | Eastern Orthodoxy |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Republic of Baalkistann is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alexei Navalny with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.908 billion Balkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Balkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,077 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
You can't spell society without CIS, Alexei Navalny's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Alexei Navalny's majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baalkistann's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.
Baalkistann is ranked 2,720th in the world and 116th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.43 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Alexei Navalny's majority.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, Alexei Navalny's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, you can't spell society without CIS.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, Alexei Navalny can cry on demand.
- : Baalkistann was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.