The Liberal Democracy of Azaffran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Espinaca K Zedilla with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.743 billion Azaffranos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florenxia. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Azaffrano economy, worth 718 trillion Yescas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,851 Yescas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azaffran's national animal is the Azaffran Flying Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Azaffran is ranked 260,451^st in the world and 52^nd in International Democratic Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.