The Federal Republic of Azabimidjan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aygun Mortayeva with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.2 billion Azabis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladigora. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azabimidjani economy, worth 557 trillion Altıns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,853 Altıns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azabimidjan's national animal is the Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Azabi Orthodox Church.

Azabimidjan is ranked 11,612^th in the world and 1^st in Turkic Union for Safest, scoring 119.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.