The Free Societies of Awhaiti Kaiatu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Councillor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.261 billion Ngawhaitis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manawhai. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Awhaiti Kaiatuan economy, worth 522 trillion Toals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,941 Toals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Toal mansions, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians. Crime is totally unknown. Awhaiti Kaiatu's national animal is the Moaka Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Awhaiti Kaiatu is ranked 122,727^th in the world and 5,991^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.44 law-abiding acts per hour.