by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 731stMost Influential: 1,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,258th
The Matriarchy of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Coming down hard like rain
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Population6.097 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.097 billion Ausnakulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 680 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,610 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 225,109th in the world and 10,118th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -27.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 731stMost Influential: 1,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,258thMost Pacifist: 1,360thBest Weather: 1,734thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,791stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,823rdNicest Citizens: 1,906thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,365thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,407thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,496thSafest: 2,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,539thHealthiest Citizens: 5,873rdMost Developed: 5,891stMost Cultured: 6,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,212thLowest Crime Rates: 6,252ndLargest Governments: 7,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,048thSmartest Citizens: 8,888thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,547thMost Secular: 11,013thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,466th
Largest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 137th in the regionSafest: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 306th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 347th in the regionMost Developed: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 369th in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 508th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Secular: 591st in the regionNudest: 612th in the regionMost Income Equality: 712th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 809th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 840th in the regionLargest Populations: 874th in the region

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