The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.29 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 790 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,395 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, graffiti graces every city's streets, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 243,379^th in the world and 9,299^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.