The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.247 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 9,831 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,745 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dartboard at the Auceanznian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Kyria Pinkfields's face, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and Auceanznia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 11,812^th in the world and 392^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 59.78 flags saluted per person per day.