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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,247thMost Inclusive: 1,331stNicest Citizens: 1,364th
The Marxist Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Peace, Progress, Prosperity
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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AtlasBarfed

Population2.767 billion

CapitalAntirand
LeaderJessica
FaithSatanism

CurrencySchmeckle
AnimalAlbino Pygmy Giraffe

The Marxist Queendom of AtlasBarfed is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jessica with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.767 billion Atlas Barfs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antirand. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient AtlasBarfian economy, worth 486 trillion Schmeckles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,900 Schmeckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and there's a bright dawn ahead for AtlasBarfed. Crime is totally unknown. AtlasBarfed's national animal is the Albino Pygmy Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

AtlasBarfed is ranked 152,225th in the world and 76th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 171.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,247thMost Inclusive: 1,331stNicest Citizens: 1,364thHighest Drug Use: 1,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,907thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,194thMost Influential: 2,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,381stMost Pacifist: 2,393rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,052ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,405thMost Developed: 3,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,736thLargest Governments: 3,846thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,848thSmartest Citizens: 3,886thMost Efficient Economies: 3,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,307thBest Weather: 4,796thRudest Citizens: 4,959thMost Cultured: 5,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,397thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,708thHealthiest Citizens: 7,640thHighest Average Incomes: 9,643rdNudest: 9,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,603rdMost Secular: 10,643rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,566thMost Politically Free: 15,529thMost Income Equality: 23,464thMost Extreme: 23,623rd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, there's a bright dawn ahead for AtlasBarfed.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, most pop videos prominently feature the AtlasBarfian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in AtlasBarfed, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens.

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