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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 294th
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Asinland

Population23.086 billion

CapitalChaosphere
LeaderImperator Asinarath
FaithChaos

Currencyasi
Animalknork

The Great Empire of Asinland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Asinarath with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.086 billion Asinlandiar are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosphere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,622 trillion asis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 200,219 asis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imperator Asinarath spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, interest in globalism never flags, people have become comfortably numb, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinland's national animal is the knork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaos.

Asinland is ranked 200,247th in the world and 5,296th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 46.91758802828 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 294thLargest Welfare Programs: 466thMost Advanced Public Education: 631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 871stLowest Crime Rates: 914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,158thLargest Governments: 1,210thMost Developed: 1,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,779thMost Cultured: 1,944thHighest Food Quality: 2,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,527thSmartest Citizens: 2,813thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,053rdMost Inclusive: 3,192ndHighest Economic Output: 3,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,847thSafest: 5,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,006thBest Weather: 6,300thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,630thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,133rdNicest Citizens: 8,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,757thHighest Average Incomes: 10,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,390thLargest Populations: 11,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,439thMost Patriotic: 12,705thTop
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Most Secular: 16,585thMost Efficient Economies: 21,347thMost Income Equality: 23,390th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 111th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 265th in the regionSafest: 332nd in the regionBest Weather: 335th in the regionLargest Populations: 389th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 431st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 440th in the regionNicest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 477th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 681st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 767th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 925th in the regionMost Secular: 1,002nd in the region

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