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Asianite

Population785 million

CapitalLapton
LeaderPresident Maximillian Shoeshine

CurrencyPoop
AnimalTabby Cat

The Heavenliest Kitten Heavens of Asianite is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Maximillian Shoeshine with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 785 million Asianiteans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapton. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Asianitean economy, worth 70.6 trillion Poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,914 Poops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Maximillian Shoeshine has just been declared ruler of Asianite in an international press conference, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asianite's national animal is the Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asianite is ranked 46,795th in the world and 116th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,129.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,448thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,828thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,371stSafest: 3,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,154thMost Pacifist: 4,717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,129thMost Influential: 5,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,793rdNicest Citizens: 7,291stBest Weather: 8,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,366thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,819thMost Inclusive: 9,912thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,891stTop
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Nudest: 12,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,419thLargest Governments: 19,697thMost Secular: 21,203rdMost Income Equality: 21,253rdSmartest Citizens: 23,622nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Politically Free: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asianite changed its national leader to "President Maximillian Shoeshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Asianite, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Asianite, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Asianite changed its national leader to "Maximillian Shoeshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Asianite, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Asianite, President Maximillian Shoeshine has just been declared ruler of Asianite in an international press conference.
  • : Asianite voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Asianite, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Asianite voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Asianite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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