The United Republic of Asereia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Isaac Adronov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.292 billion Asereians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rocknograd. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asereian economy, worth 419 trillion Asereian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,570 Asereian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, protests are legal but strictly supervised, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asereia's national animal is the Pomeranian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asereia is ranked 22,940^th in the world and 24^th in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.43 law-abiding acts per hour.