The Kingdom of Aruvicion is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.811 billion Aruvicioné live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Stef. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aruvicionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,777 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime is totally unknown. Aruvicion's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aruvicion is ranked 28,810^th in the world and 714^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 34.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.