The Republic of Arodynia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Nameless One with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.313 billion Arodynians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigil. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Arodynian economy, worth a remarkable 4,668 trillion Segas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,841 Segas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there, the army consists of only generals and grunts, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arodynia's national animal is the Battlemonkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Arodynia is ranked 1,555th in the world and 70th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 210.93 quips per hour.
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Arodynia, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
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Arodynia, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
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Arodynia, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
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Arodynia, a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there.
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Arodynia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Safest.
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Arodynia, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
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Arodynia, solid-gold toilets are Arodynian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
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Arodynia, pranking is an art form.
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Arodynia, bedknobs and broomsticks are often seen flying through the air.
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Arodynia, the horniness of the great-horned Battlemonkey is considered a national priority.