by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15thMost Influential: 210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 925th
The Forgotten Paradise of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
नभः स्पृशं दीप्तम् : Touch the Sky with Glory
Achillean Nestoris
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.34 billion

CapitalCrown Peak
LeaderAchillean Nestoris
Faith-currently empty-


The Forgotten Paradise of Ardonii is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Achillean Nestoris with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.34 billion Ardonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown Peak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardonian economy, worth 248 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 185,330 Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,803 per year while the poor average 49,278, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardonii's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is -currently empty-.

Ardonii is ranked 155,381st in the world and 7,692nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 406.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15thMost Influential: 210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 925thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,691stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,015thHealthiest Citizens: 8,049thLargest Retail Industry: 8,512thMost Patriotic: 8,647thHighest Food Quality: 9,130thMost Developed: 9,280thHighest Average Incomes: 9,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,392ndBest Weather: 9,520thNicest Citizens: 9,997thSmartest Citizens: 10,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,540thMost Cultured: 10,944thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,565thMost Inclusive: 12,353rdLargest Governments: 12,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,696thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,710thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,222ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,408thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,529thMost Secular: 22,159thSafest: 24,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,388th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 216th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th in the regionMost Patriotic: 342nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 468th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 498th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionBest Weather: 509th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 517th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 540th in the regionMost Cultured: 551st in the regionNicest Citizens: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 604th in the regionLargest Governments: 621st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 662nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 697th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 706th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 714th in the regionMost Inclusive: 719th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 739th in the regionRudest Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 892nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 893rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 972nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 987th in the regionMost Secular: 1,037th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,159th in the region

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