by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 972ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,621stMost Pacifist: 2,143rd
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Population36.133 billion

LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 36.133 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 241,672nd in the world and 5th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 20.02 Whatever.

Largest Populations: 972ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,621stMost Pacifist: 2,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,237thSafest: 2,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,427thTop
Best Weather: 2,677thLowest Crime Rates: 3,307thLargest Governments: 3,889thMost Cultured: 3,919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,306thHealthiest Citizens: 4,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,995thMost Influential: 5,057thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,403rdSmartest Citizens: 5,708thNicest Citizens: 5,790thHighest Economic Output: 5,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,274thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,531stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,971stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,125thMost Inclusive: 16,635thMost Stationary: 16,747th

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