The People's Republic of Aralia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.12 billion Aralians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Aralian economy, worth 261 trillion Aral Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,736 Aral Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Aralia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aralia's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aralia is ranked 44,919^th in the world and 110^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.79 law-abiding acts per hour.