The Constitutional Monarchy of Aragrovia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 256 million Aragrovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Aragrovian economy, worth 12.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,400 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aragrovia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aragrovia is ranked 32,057^th in the world and 78^th in Lands End for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,916.07 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.